Jane: Race you to dreamland Ting!

Ting: That's not fair! You can't call a race when you're already ahead of me.

Jane: That's right, I hardly ever play fair.

Ting: It does feel nice to get my feet off of the cold floor.

Jane: You in yet Ting? Hey, sorry I busted your chops, Simon. You're really very nice and a good sport with someone like me who doesn't play fair.

Simon: I was fairly sure it wasn't personal. I used to play with firecrackers when I was younger. They are loud and fun and just dangerous enough to give you a thrill.

Jane: That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week! Thanks.